LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE!

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.



Mr Funny cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess why ??????????

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To avoid side effects!!!




A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.

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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."



Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".



Japanese Prime Minister: Give me Bihar for 3 years, we will it into Japan.

Laloo: Give me Japan for 3 months, I will turn it into Bihar.



Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .



Postman: I have had to walk 5 miles to deliver this packet.
Aneel: Why did walk so far?  You could have posted it.
Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone in his Phone Book and told them: "My mobile number has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is 6710"
Jasbir visits an art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
Santa: I am a most proud Sardar, My son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying?

Santa: No is not studying, they are studying him.
NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.  However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.

Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

'Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,' said Manjit in a serious voice. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.

'Bring it back to vertical position, the Manjit added. The engineers did.

'Now start the engines,' instructed Manjit. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do.

He replied, 'It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India.'
There were eleven people hanging onto a rope which was hanging from a from an aeroplane. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech.

All of the Sardars started immediately applauding.
Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.
When asked why he was visiting Delhi, he retorted that the application form said: 'Got be filled in CAPITAL.'
Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.
Sadhu : I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?

Sadhu: I had an upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange it?
Sadhu: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.